YAYYY. Another one of those annoying, overly long, but very addicting OC memes we all love. To start, pick at least five of your OCs and have them answer the following rather comprehensive questions.

Part I. Getting to know you. The dull section.

1. What’s your name?
Ethan: Ethan. Apparently I don’t have a surname. o_O
Onyx: The Onyx!
Jodie: Jodie Harris.
Metallic: Metallic or Met.
Mister MyBladder: Mister MyBladder.

2. How old are you?
Ethan: Twenty-Five.
Onyx: 21!
Jodie: Nineteen.
Metallic: 2 in canine years. I don’t know about people years. D8!
Mister MyBladder: 21?

3. ...Wth are you?
Ethan: A human.
Onyx: An Onyx. Yes. 83
Jodie: Anthro wolf...Thing. ._.
Metallic: Fox!
Mister MyBladder: I’m a bladder, obviously.

4. Describe yourself.
Ethan: Tall, decent looking, I guess. Not the greatest personaility.
Onyx: I’m awesometastic! 8D
Jodie: I think I’m okay, but everyone says I sulk too much. u_u
Metallic: Excitable and happy. And cute. 833
Mister MyBladder: I just look like a normal bladder. And I tend to be annoying.

5. What’s your current occupation?
Ethan: Keeping an eye on my guys, looking after Onyx etc.
_{(Yeah...You suck at your job, Ethan. u_u)}
Onyx: Is being awesome a job? D:
Jodie: I just work on the tills in some crap shop. -_-;
Metallic: I don’t have one.
Mister MyBladder: I have the best job of all. I get to make Onyx go pee!

6. Where do you live?
Ethan: In a big, crappy warehouse thing, apparently. -__-
Onyx: Here?
Jodie: Boring little town.
Metallic: In the mountains.
Mister MyBladder: Inside Onyx! It’s nice and warm in here. 83


Part II. Faves!

7. Favorite color?
Ethan: Silver.
Onyx: Blood red.
Jodie: Pink. ._.
Metallic: Orange.
Mister MyBladder: Pee color!

8. Got any hobbies?
Ethan: No.
Onyx: None. D8
Jodie: Nope.
Metallic: Relaxing in the sun.
Mister MyBladder: Annoying Onyx!

9. If you had to live off of one food for the rest of your life (pretend this is feasible), it would be?
Ethan: Anything but oranges. @____@;;
Onyx: Bacon.
Jodie: Pineapple.
Metallic: Ducks. 83
Mister MyBladder: I don’t have the ability to eat. ;A;

10. I’m sure you’re stylish...How do you dress?
Ethan: Smart black suit, white shirt etc. Or sometimes something more casual.
Onyx: Same as Ethan. @__@
Jodie: Shirts, jeans, stuff like that.
Metallic: Nothing. Although I want a hat. e__e
Mister MyBladder: I’m a nude bladder. :333

11. Best memory?
Ethan: I don’t really have one. :/
Onyx: Finding that big cardboard box to play in. 8D
Jodie: Never really had one either.
Metallic: Catching my first meal by myself.
Mister MyBladder: I fail at remembering things. @_@


Part III. Love life. Also known as the embarrassing section.

12. Got crush?
Ethan: No.
Onyx: I don’t think so. o_O
Jodie: Not right now.
Metallic: Yes. 83
Mister MyBladder: Nope.

13. Okay...actually DATING said crush? Married, maybe?
Ethan: I don’t date. >__>
Onyx: No. ;;
Jodie: No.
Metallic: I don’t think she likes me. D:
Mister MyBladder: Everyone I ask out on a date always turns me down, for some reason. D8!

14. You probably saw this coming; are you a virgin?
Ethan: No.
Onyx: Yes. ;;
Jodie: Nope.
Metallic: Yeah.
Mister MyBladder: Yes.

15. If you HAD to rape someone, who would it be?
Ethan: No one. o_O;
Onyx: I don’t know. D8
Jodie: Maybe Ethan? 83
_{(Ethan: O_________________________O;; )}
Metallic: Fluffy. She’s cute. 8D
Mister MyBladder: Whoever is sitting closest to me!
_{(watches everyone shuffle away from bladder)}

16. What’s your orientation, anyway?
Ethan: Bi.
Onyx: I like MEN. 83
Jodie: Gay.
Metallic: Strait.
Mister MyBladder: I’ll do anything!

17. What have you got for friends?
Ethan: None, really.
Onyx: I force people to be my friends. >o
Jodie: I have a few old friends.
Metallic: I tend to be more solitary, but everyone likes me. o_O
Mister MyBladder: WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO BE MY FRIEND? DDD8

18. Uhm. On a nicer note, do you have a family?
Ethan: I did.
Onyx: No.
Jodie: Yes, but I haven’t seen them in a long time.
Metallic: My brother is still around.
Mister MyBladder: I don’t think so.

Part IV. Step onto the shrink’s couch. It’s time to talk.

19. Let’s talk about that troubled childhood...
Ethan: No. e__e
Onyx: I still am a child. @__@
Jodie: Nothing really to say. It was an alright childhood.
Metallic: My childhood was great. 8D
Mister MyBladder: I had a childhood...? o__o

20. Ever killed anyone? Yes or no.
Ethan: Kind of. e__e
Onyx: Not on purpose. .-.
Jodie: No.
Metallic: Do ducks count?
Mister MyBladder: No yet. >3

21. ...Why’d you kill them?
Ethan: I just had to. It’s complicated. x_x
Onyx: It was an accident, I swear. D8!
Jodie: I already said I didn’t kill anyone. u_u
Metallic: They taste good.
Mister MyBladder: Because it looks fun. 83

22. Worst memory?
Ethan: There was that time with all the oranges...;__;
Onyx: Getting yelled at. D:
Jodie: When my boyfriend dumped me. -_-
Metallic: I don’t think I have one. o_o
Mister MyBladder: I have none! 8D

23. Ever done anything important, or are you a loser?
Ethan: Not yet. But I will. e.e
_{(Your a loser, Ethan. Face it. u__u)}
Onyx: I like being a loser!
Jodie: Loser. -_-
Metallic: I’m kind of a loser, but I don’t really care.
Mister MyBladder: Making Onyx pee is very important. >o

24. How about regretful things, done any of those?
Ethan: Yes. -.-
Onyx: Not particularly.
Jodie: Yeah.
Metallic: Nope.
Mister MyBladder: Bladders can’t feel regret. @_@

25. Your crowning achievment.
Ethan: None yet.
Onyx: I baked a cake once! 8D
Jodie: None.
Metallic: Can’t think of any. .-.
Mister MyBladder: Making Onyx pee at an inappropriate time. :3
_{(-hits Mister MyBladder- -____-)}

26. You look like you have problems with your life. Do you?
Ethan: I guess so.
Onyx: Not really. o_O
Jodie: Yes. -_-
Metallic: Nope. It’s all fine here!
Mister MyBladder: No.

27. You also look like you have mental problems. Got any, or am I confused?
Ethan: Probably. e__o
Onyx: I’m not mental. D8
_{(Everyone: Suuure...o__O)}
Jodie: I’m depressed a lot.
Metallic: Not really.
Mister MyBladder: No. ~o_o~


Part V. I bet you’re special!

28. Do you have any talents?
Ethan: I can make most people do anything I say, if that counts. o_O?
Onyx: Is annoying people a talent? 83
Jodie: Not really.
Metallic: I’m a good hunter.
Mister MyBladder: No. ;;

29. How about powers?
Ethan: I did. Not so much anymore.
Onyx: I have magic powers!
_{(Ethan: No..You don’t, Onyx. o_O)}
Jodie: None. ;;
Metallic: Nope.
Mister MyBladder: I have special pee powers! 8D

30. Are you well-known? Loved, hated, hero, villain?
Ethan: Hated, probably.
Onyx: I don’t know. o__o
Jodie: No one likes me. e__e
Metallic: People love me. Mainly cause I’m cute. 83
Mister MyBladder: Everyone hates me. -___________-

31. Are you considered unique?
Ethan: No.
Onyx: Yes!
Jodie: Nope.
Metallic: I don’t think so.
Mister MyBladder: I’m a talking bladder, what do you think? o_O

32. Now let’s talk about bad-special. Do you do stupid things often?
Ethan: Not too often. e__e
Onyx: All the time. .__.
Jodie: Sometimes.
Metallic: Nope.
Mister MyBladder: Never!

33. Ever tripped in public, walked into a pole, ect?
Ethan: ...Yes. I trip a lot. .-.
Onyx: I do stuff like that everyday. u__u
Jodie: No.
Metallic: Nope.
Mister MyBladder: No.

34. Ever been so embarrassed you thought about running for it?
Ethan: Yes. e________________e;
Onyx: A lot. x_x
Jodie: No.
Metallic: Nah.
Mister MyBladder: I don’t get embarrassed!


Part VI. SCENARIOS! The fun part.

35. Oh no. It’s your mother, who has just shown up on your doorstep. What do you do?
Ethan: Start panicking. O__O
Onyx: Ignore her? 83
Jodie: Ignore her, too. I don’t want to see her. e__e
Metallic: My mother’s dead. Does that mean there’s a ghost at my door? @__@
Mister MyBladder: I don’t have one.

36. A very attractive stranger is making come-hither motions at you, but they’re of the same sex. Your response?
Ethan: Okay...o__O
Onyx: YAY! 833
Jodie: Also yay?
Metallic: No thanks. u_u
Mister MyBladder: Huzzah!

37. Everyone is laughing at you and you’re furious with yourself. Gods, you’ve really done it this time. What did you do?
Ethan: Fell down in front of everyone. x__x
Onyx: Accidentally smashed something. .-.
Jodie: Spilt my drink down my shirt. u_u
Metallic: I never really do embarrassing things like that.
Mister MyBladder: I never do anything bad!

38. You’re upset with yourself and everyone is looking at you like you’re a MONSTER. What have you done?!
Ethan: Killed someone, probably.
Onyx: Accidentally shot someone again. .-.
_{(Ethan: You really shouldn’t be allowed to play with that gun. -_-)}
Jodie: I don’t know. ._.
Metallic: Killed some cute baby animals? I wouldn't be upset about it, though.
Mister MyBladder: Again, I never do anything bad.

39. Everyone is proud of you, and for once you aren’t angry with yourself. What this time, lucky you?
Ethan: I was actually nice to someone?
Onyx: I won! 83
Jodie: I can’t imagine what. x.x
Metallic: I don’t know, either. o_o
Mister MyBladder: I learned to dance. 8D

40. You’ve been invited to be on a cooking show...What happens when you’re there?
Ethan: Not much. I don’t like cooking.
Onyx: A lot of mess. @__@
Jodie: I’d screw up the cooking. u_u
Metallic: Cooking’s boring! I eat all my food raw. 83
Mister MyBladder: It’s hard to cook when you don’t have arms! D:

41. You’ve also been invited on a talkshow. Wait, shit- this is a talkshow. Nevermind. Uh...Someone has captured you. What now?
Ethan: Destroy them. e__e
Onyx: Cry. ;__;
Jodie: Sulk. u_u
Metallic: I’d try and sneak away.
Mister MyBladder: Use my special pee powers to defeat them!

42. Ring ring ring ring ring... You’ve got a phone call. Who’s calling?
Ethan: I hate phones. -__-
Onyx: No one ever calls me. D8
Jodie: One of my friends?
Metallic: Ringing phones scare me. @__@
Mister MyBladder: Bladders can’t use phones. ;;

43. EVERYBODY DIED BUT YOU. Oops. Your reaction?
Ethan: Great.
Onyx: Yay, no one can stop me from doing anything now!
Jodie: Crap. ;;
Metallic: Fine by me.
Mister MyBladder: Nuu, now who will I make pee? DD8

44. Wrong answers there. Double oops, I’ve gone and raised everyone from the dead and now there’s a zombie army rampaging the globe. Look what you made me do. What will YOU do?
Ethan: Try and destroy them all.
Onyx: Run and hide. D8
Jodie: Same as Onyx. .-.
Metallic: Ignore them. o_O
Mister MyBladder: Yay, new friends! 8D

45. Blind old lady. What to do, what to do.
Ethan: Avoid her. o_O
Onyx: Talk to her. Old people are fun. 83
Jodie: Ignore her.
Metallic: Let her pet me.
Mister MyBladder: Pee time! >3

46. Blind old lady is beating you up with her cane. Now what.
Ethan: Take the cane away. -____-
Onyx: Start crying. DD8
Jodie: Try and take the cane. o_O
Metallic: Bite her.
Mister MyBladder: Canes are no match for me!

47. Oh...great. You have to take a new job, but all of the openings are awful. What crappy mall-based job did you get?
Ethan: Working in some crappy music store.
Onyx: I want to be a mall cop. It looks fun. D8!
Jodie: Behind the till at some clothes store. Like I already do. -___-
Metallic: They don't let foxes in the mall. ;;
Mister MyBladder: Sales assistant? 83

48. Blind old lady is your boss and is yelling at you. What do you do to convince her not to fire her?
Ethan: I’d rather be fired then yelled at by an old lady. o_o
Onyx: Sulk and cling to her if she tries to throw me out. D8
Jodie: Beg for another chance. -_-
Metallic: Also ask for another chance, I guess.
Mister MyBladder: Yell back!

49. QUICK. You need to do your most kick-butt action move, and this weird guy with a camera will give you $1000! What will you do? And what will you spend that money on?
Ethan: My action moves all look kinda lame. x_o
Onyx: I fail at action moves. ;; But I could buy lots of shiny foil with that money. 83
Jodie: I dunno what I’d do, but I’d probably just buy clothes and crap.
Metallic: I’d do one of my snazzy hunting moves! And buy a lifetime supply of ducks. @__@
Mister MyBladder: I can’t do any action moves. D8

50. Puffin muffin. Yes, that was the question.
Ethan: ‘The hell? o_O
Onyx: I want a puffin muffin. O___O
Jodie: Sounds cute. ._.
Metallic: Puffins taste good. 83
Mister MyBladder: How does a muffin pee? DD8!


...The end! Now everyone who reads your journal knows more about your OCs than they wanted to, and they all hate me. ...And now they get to hate us more, yay! It’s tagging time. Tag three people, and no tagbacks.

Thank you for wasting your time with this Hinote Benikaze production.

I TAG THE FIRST THREE PEOPLE TO REPLY TO THIS.
Yay lazy~ x3

Question thing from here: [link]

Way to ruin my day for the hundredth time, GIMP. x__x

YOU. FAIL.

If your not gonna save something I spent hours working on, at least tell me your not gonna save it, instead of pretending you did. >.>
And now I'm going to delete you off of the computer so you can never annoy me again. e____@

Bah, this is so frustrating. I can't finish any of the ref sheets I was working on now. Which sucks, cause I'm almost never in the mood to make ref sheets. o_O

J's getting worse, too. u__u
I want the new computer already. D8! She looks so sad stuck in her box. ;;

How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamondSnail in the sky~



I'M NOT HYPER. ~o_o~

Lol, I've been in too much of a happyHyper mood for ages now. xDD I think this is the longest a good mood has lasted in ages. 8DDDD!

Even getting another infection in my knee can't stop the hyper. DDD8!
This one feels even worse then the last one. Sometimes the pain is so bad I can barely keep from yelling when I try to stand up ._____@ At least painkillers, plus a makeshift leg rest using the printer, make it bearable when I'm at the computer. xDD;
I started taking my antibiotics again, though, so hopefully that should clear it up. 4__4


Anyway, I'm just putting my to-do list here so I don't forget it. x3

To-do:
<sub>- desu pineapple fish
- spongebob beating up BBC weatherman
- pigeon Vs lady pancil
- start re-building the shrine
- make gravestones for snail funeral
- ref sheet for rynn
- make ref images for newest characters
- smiler flash cards</sub>


List is so long. ____________________;;;;
I'm sure I've forgotten stuff that should be on the list, too. e__e;


Best. Song. Ever. [link]

-spazzes-

From today, I've officially been on dA for 6ix years. 8DDD!

Can't believe it's that long. @__@ I only vaguely remember when I first joined. All I know is that it took me months to sign up, casue I thought dA was to big and confusing compaired to other art sites I'd been on. xDD;

I must have been only 15 when I joined. Wow. O_O
...I feel so old now. T__T

-flails- \[]__[]/!

Eww, I've no idea why, but everything I've drawn in the last week or so has come out in this really weird style. ._.;
No matter what I try and draw, I just can't seem to do it in my usual style anymore. I don't know why, but it's really irritating. I don't want my style to change, damn it. e.e I love my style the way it is. ;A; Plus, this one is too much like how I used to draw. Not good. D8!

Most reccent drawings: [link] [link] [link]

The first one is okay, but the rest just look really odd.
It's not that dramatically different, or anything, but different enough to really bother me. And I don't like it. At all. >> Hell, they barely look like I drew them. :/
Only good thing about it is now I can draw front and 3/4 views again, instead of just side ones. x3 But still. It better change back soon. ;;